The "Deviant" Planet

Not previously mentioned here, in addition to being an alcoholic, I'm also a Star Guy. Which means I love stuff like this, even though (or perhaps because) the IAU seems hell bent on thumbing its nose at childhood pneumonics.

"I’ve long regarded Saturn’s misty tantalizing moon Titan as the Homecoming Queen of the solar system, courted and fawned over, stringing us along with teasing glimpses under her atmosphere, while Pluto was more like the chubby Goth chick who wrote weird poems about dead birds and never talked to anybody. Still, I just can’t stand by and watch as the solar system’s Fat Girl gets pushed down into ever-more ignominious substrata of social ostracism."