Words that don't belong together

With the Man set to burn just three days from now, I decided to peruse how default reality's media is covering the 2006 Burn. Among the facinating finds:

• "Attorneys Find Work, Fulfillment at Burn1ng M4n" - Camp mates at Dante's Inferno theme camp rustle 'em up and dump 'em into scale model of ninth ring of hell.


• "The De4th Guild (sic) vs. Sp1keTV - Dear Lord... when was the last time you saw D3ath Guild, Burn1ng M4n and a Viac0m-owned cable TV outfit mentioned in the same sentence?

On a more somber note, if this is accurate, at least one participant has already perished. Let's be careful out there, kids...